So we went to the Kentucky Derby. However, we did NOT go to the Kentucky Derby that you have envisioned in your head. You know - the pretty dresses with the gorgeous hats, seersucker suits, mint julep and other classy drinks in hand. No, we went to the infield:
"That whole thing will be jammed with people; fifty thousand or so, and most of them staggering drunk. It's a fantastic scene--thousands of people
fainting, crying, copulating, trampling each other, and fighting with broken whiskey bottles."
-Native son Hunter S. Thompson
Other websites say there is usually around 80,000 people there and I would believe it. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience pretty much because I, personally, would not want to experience it again. Oh sure, for 40 bucks I could pay to go another year - but NO THANK YOU. Here's not to say we didn't have fun and see all sorts of sights (in fact I wish I could have just video taped everything my eyes saw) but it was enough to last me a lifetime. If we do it again, I'll be paying the big bucks for the grand stands.
Now knowing what the infield is like, it was completely appropriate for our group to go with a denim white-trash theme.
The florist at work and I created my hat - deeming me the "Produce Princess"
This hat was amazing! I had my picture taken over 50 times, received countless compliments,
was interviewed by the Kentucky news AND made it onto the newspaper's website! (#45)
EPIC.
Here are just some of the other sights we saw - clockwise from left in a spiral :)
1. The Grand Stand a.k.a The Kentucky Derby you envision
2. An airbrushed hard hat
3. A teeeeeeny tiny little jockey
4. A man with a bloodied face from one of the TWO fights we witnessed
5. Elvises
6. Another awsome hat
7. Suprisingly one of the few mullets I noticed
8. Some of the classier folk
9. Ross and the lime green suit he would like to wear next year
And finally - the stars of the Kentucky Derby - the horses. We were able to see a few.
I hope this gave you a glimpse into possibly the most interesting day of my life. I would say more, but there really are no words and not even enough pictures. The quote above truly describes it all. It is not a place for children and definitely not for the faint of heart.





